That Bitch Gave me "Ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus"
by Josh Pope January 18, 2007
Get the ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus mug.Also pronounced tit-us is avery awkward person. He tends to be a kind and caring but is secretly Gay. He Simps for people that he finds attractive. He tries to hide the fact that he's gay. Titus tends to fall for those around him.
WARNING:Titus is very clingy.
WARNING:Titus is very clingy.
Person#1:"Titus is a great friend"
Person#2:"yeah but I think he's gay"
Person#1"thats a shame I kind liked him"
Person#2:"yeah but I think he's gay"
Person#1"thats a shame I kind liked him"
by The_real_deal 6969 August 24, 2020
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Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.
Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.
by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008
Get the Titus Drunk mug.Titus is a FREAK, he will make you so sore that you would want some more of him give minutes later. He is the strongest out of many people and is faster than most can say. He is also a very sympathetic artist. He is a very loving and caring nigga. He's one to get in his feelings if you break it, so try to stay with him. He is also one of the funniest in the world and is a sexy dancer.
by Che_eto January 14, 2019
Get the Titus mug.A really long and dull story which makes out to be building to something amazing, but then just completely fails... Lots of very weird posh names you couldn't care less about will be mentioned and "EPIC" will be used so many times you'll feel like killing yourself.
Imagine this with about 3 hours of boring introduction and you have a titus:
I was there with fannius and atticus and we were all like totally of our faces and it was just EPIC! just so amazingly EPIC, like omg so EPIC you wouldnt believe!!! EPIC!!!!!
So it finally got to the end of the night, Twatius had gone to his room leave 10 minutes for some stupid facts about the rooms creation or something and I went to the basement to see, wait for it... A guy rocking himself against a cupboard! So EPIC!!
I was there with fannius and atticus and we were all like totally of our faces and it was just EPIC! just so amazingly EPIC, like omg so EPIC you wouldnt believe!!! EPIC!!!!!
So it finally got to the end of the night, Twatius had gone to his room leave 10 minutes for some stupid facts about the rooms creation or something and I went to the basement to see, wait for it... A guy rocking himself against a cupboard! So EPIC!!
by EPIC!!! December 16, 2011
Get the Titus mug.When your about to blow your load from getting a girl in the ass, repeatedly bigin donkey punching her until her ass can't get any tighter and it is nearly impossible to get your dick to pull out.
Fred: Dude, I lost my dick last night in her ass!
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
by the mexi and whitie November 30, 2006
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