The New York Baptism

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.

I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.

by Toliman April 21, 2018

The New Mexican Advantage

When your friend has an inherent advantage in online games due to living in New Mexico, where the servers are either closer, and so they lag less, or the servers are so far away that they can ignore the rules of time itself.

He only won because of The New Mexican Advantage.

by ygbyhb January 28, 2021

The New York Englishman

The act of not washing your balls for a month, in order to built a tasty crust over your balls. Then your partner drinks hot water and you proceed to dip your balls inside their mouth in order to create a tasty tea.

Drink some hot water so I can make The New York Englishman with you.

by Moekindo July 9, 2023

The New Word

The never ending word that changes according to the times or zeitgeist it lives in...

It is the definition for Your Higher Self, God, The Most High, Allah, 7, YHWH, EL, Okami, TGAOTU... and so forth.

The New Word is an idea and a form of indoctrination a group who understands the LOGOS.

2Pac, don't start that blasphemy in here!
Makaveli, the new breed
And I remember what my pops told me
The New Word, follow me
Remember what my pops told me

by Coco Kolombia April 16, 2021

The New Yankee Workshop

The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.Upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.

Guy: Dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she passed out in the garage.
Dude: Oh man what happened ?
Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.
Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.
Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.

by radadam March 24, 2008

The New Order: Last Days of Europe

The New Order: Last Days of Europe, shortened as TNO, is a Hearts of Iron IV mod, that is set in an alternate timeline where Nazi Germany utterly wins World War II, but quickly loses the peace. The New Order is a narrative-driven mod that focuses on the fallout of an Axis victory and its effects on the world, leading to a three-way Cold War in the 1960s. The mod is known for being incredibly ambitious and features many new mechanics and large amounts of events, paths and characters.

You're such The New Order: Last Days of Europe player.

by Dumugian October 13, 2021

The New Monkey

A nightclub. Even it is in the shithole known as Sunderland, it has the best music ever.

The music at The New Monkey is good, unlike shitty RnB, Nu-Metal, Pop and Rap "Music".

by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004