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The Boy Who Cried Photoshop 

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"
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the girl who wanted to be god 

A term you found while searching girlfriend because you’re a lonely person.

Someone who thinks VERY highly of herself.
Man look at that. She’s the girl who wanted to be god.”

Are you lonely?

the boy who had no choice 

Kind of like the boy who lived (Harry Potter) just in a Draco Malfoy version. He is the boy who had no choice because he was often pressured by his father. It so sad that this hottie was mistreated...
Sue: Omg! The boy who had no choice is so hot!
Bridget: Ikr?! I would literally die for Malfoy aka the boy who had no choice!

The Babos know who the chabo is

German youth slang roughly translating to "we know who the boss is around here"
"Don't up the price on me now, the Babos know who the chabo is, buddy"

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day 

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

The person who's reading this

A person who has low self esteem, is lonely , and doesn't understand shit they are learning/learned in school. Also they suck but thats okay because I suck too so we can be buddies who suck ig.

Oh also they keep trying to get word of the day on here but keep failing . It'll work out one day buddy. You'll figure life out
oh look its the person who's reading this

The boy who never changed 

Kevin, a kid on my bus.

After the summer vacation he showed no change in apperance, height, or weight. It was amazing.
Me: Hey kevin, the boy who never changed, sleep-overs are fun!

Kevin: Was I talking to you? NO.