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Parting of the seas v.2 

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions
Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2
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the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.
Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?

OH MY GOD YES, I'M SO EXCITED!

The kid named V

Obviously a tattle tale, flops like a fish, small balls
Gets wacked in the head and holds his balls, that's the kid named V

tacky v in the genny neutch 

When one has to take a tactical vomit in the gender neutral bathroom so they will be prepared to party further into the night.
"Yo, I know we in Little Building 80 Boylston Street n' all, but I gotta hit that tacky v in the genny neutch."
"Yah bro."

V to the Shaft 

The shape of the lower part of your stomach that leads to your dick... only seen with fit men
I need to start working out because I need to get my V to the Shaft
V to the Shaft by NFlows May 10, 2016

Wet A V In The Sea 

A threesome conducted in or underwater. Preferably 2 Guys and 1 Girl.
"Yeah man im telling you, im going to go Wet a V in The Sea with my girl and a freind."