lay the pipe

v. to give da dick

I laid the pipe on that ho EARLY

by NeverU June 6, 2003

hit the pipe then lay it

to smoke marijuana then proceed to have sex

Johnny: I'm gonna be up all night. How much more studying do you have to do Gary?

Gary: I'm done. I think I'm gonna head back to the apartment, hit the pipe then lay it.

by Captain Fox October 8, 2011

Split the pipes

When you send that soccer ball soaring into the back of the net!

Holy Cow....Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by Go Boooots! August 19, 2022

my bird hit the pipe

A reference to a downpoint in ones life pertaining to the once popular game, "Flappy Bird". This term indicates a moment or circumstance in which someone is emotionally affected negatively and uses the metaphor "my bird hit the fan" to represent their life coming to a halt or changing for the worse.

Bro#1: Aw man I'm so stoked for this gnarly hot chocolate
Bro#2: Dude I'm so happy for you
Bro#1: FUCK MAN I TRIPPED AND DROPPED MY HOT CHOCOLATE. MY BIRD HIT THE PIPE
Bro#2: THAT FUCKIN SUCKS MAN

by dudebrognarlyswag January 6, 2015

i wanna give you the pipe

The wanting of sex

Yo girl I wanna give you the pipe

by Jessie kingdom August 20, 2017

the pipe bomb

The act of placing multiple condoms on ones dick as to make them stretch to the breaking point. You then proceed to have intercouse until the condoms break. The unexpected ripping of the condoms gives this act the nature of a bomb, and the shape of ones dick looks like a pipe, giving it the name of a pipe bomb.

I decided to try the pipe bomb on Kelsey but one of the ripped condoms got stuck in her vaginal cavity and now she has an infection.

by Ilovehispanics May 29, 2016

one in the pipe

The act of farting and producing a noxious odour, due to needing the bathroom immanently - there is one in your 'pipe'.

Dave let rip and his drinking buddies guffawed and covered their noses.

"One in the pipe, old son?" Inquired Pete with a wink.

by Gary Mabutt June 18, 2008