gym teacher

an over-aged woman who thinks she controls the world.
"my gym teacher gave us an ESSAY as a 3rd quarter challenge."

"OMG what an asshole!"
by dancerr4lifeexxx3 February 16, 2010
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The gym effect

The gym enhances any girls appearance by a substantial amount.
I just got bamboozled by the gym effect she is definitely not a 10
by the gym effect December 28, 2021
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gym teacher

middle-aged man who was a star athlete at your school approximately 15 or 20 years ago and never got over their glory days
Our gym teacher made us genuflect the banner that celebrated his school record of points scored in a single game in 1987

Our gym teacher was voted most athletic in the senior superlatives, class of '68
by anticookie908 August 11, 2008
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gym queen

A guy, straight or gay, who spends way too much time at the gym just to look like the Ken doll and usually writes on dating sites how many times he goes.
Look at Brad, he has such a ripped hot body, he must almost sleep at the gym just to look like that.. urg what a gym queen!
by Markyto May 09, 2008
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gym class

by Ram27 April 10, 2010
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gym funk

gym funk: the particular and foul smell of working out; it can be found on human beings of either sex or in building where athletics take place; the smell is closely related to man funk.
Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious gym funk goin' on.
by TooSick4U January 06, 2009
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gym rocket

1) When you go to the gym and get a boner.
Dude, I was workin' my pecs when this hot chick walked by. I fired off a gym rocket.

Dave popped a gym rocket while spotting me.
by elduderino1 November 30, 2009
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