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ultimate feast

When a guy is eating filet mignon while his girl gives him a blowjob, then the girl spits the load on mash potatoes, and then eats the mash potatoes with a fork.
Yo that girl is so freaky she gave that guy an ultimate feast!
by The Cool Guy 777 November 22, 2013
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feast and release

When a girl sucks a dudes dick and simultaneously feeds him a sandwich, that has been previously made... by the girl obviously

aka mayo mcnasty
aka munch n suck
aka the dine and dick
aka hoagie blowie
aka cock meat sandwich
Last night i needed to bust a nut and i knew i would be hungry afterward so i had the bitch make me a sandwich and then dome me up. whatup

dude i just got a feast and release!!!
by fatty mcnasty nut January 14, 2011
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Ink Feast

When you consequentally get ink in your mouth from chewing on your pen.
I was nervous in my interview and I accidetally had an ink feast. I didn't get the job.
by errington2000 May 23, 2009
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Fancy Feast

The only cat food that most cats like to eat, expensive as fuck, and still not that good.
My cat's a moron, he only eats fucking fancy feast. Time to have that cat put down.
by jackbox281 September 28, 2021
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Sneak Feast

When find yourself a nice lady, and get her consent prior to, then wake her up to you eating that pussy like its going out of style.
Bae was sleeping, but it was time for a sneak feast!
by Eastbaysneakfeaster May 26, 2021
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Feast-Ember

A celebration made by Gobbleygourd that are on Fire Haven and Fire Oasis.
Stoowarb: Happy Feast-Ember!
Tawkerr: Feast-Ember sucks
Gobbleygourd: Gobble Gobble
by msmfart December 3, 2021
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Mexican Feast

A drink taken as a "shot" with three components: one shot glass of tequila (gold or silver), one shot glass of tomato or corn salsa, and a tortilla chip. When taking a Mexican Feast, the drinker first takes the shot of tequila, second the shot of salsa, and then finishes by eating the chip.
"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"
by Geoffrey Dongfingers August 26, 2011
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