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Prayer Pudding

The froth that appears on the corners of a priest's mouth while he's talking. Often caused by too much talking without drinking enough water. Sometimes, he will unknowingly spray it onto the parishioners.

Altar Boy 1: Eww did you see Father Jerry?
Altar Boy 2: Yeah, look at all of that Prayer Pudding around his mouth!
Altar Boy 1: I think I got some on my face!
Altar Boy 2: Me too! That's disgusting.

by jackbox281 September 28, 2021

Fancy Feast

The only cat food that most cats like to eat, expensive as fuck, and still not that good.

My cat's a moron, he only eats fucking fancy feast. Time to have that cat put down.

by jackbox281 September 28, 2021