The prickly, itchy and often painful and scratchy state of the asshole after being shaved and the stubble starts to reappear.
My finger stank all week long cause I got the cactus hole.
Her damn cactus hole just about rubbed me raw last night when I took that ass to pound town.
My cactus hole was so bad that I asked our housekeeper to shave my bung.
Her damn cactus hole just about rubbed me raw last night when I took that ass to pound town.
My cactus hole was so bad that I asked our housekeeper to shave my bung.
by Dick Onchin September 2, 2020
Get the Cactus Holemug. by BoXeR311 January 9, 2005
Get the Cactus Humpermug. Poo Cactus is the World's Largest Giant Anal Spiked Dildo. Leaves your asshole dripping blood and looking like a wizard's sleeve.
Dimensions:
Cactus (shaft) - 18in. long x 6in. diameter
Spikes - 3in. long (protruding from 'cactus' from multiple angles)
Poo Cactus is exactly the product you need if you feel your anal sex has been lacking those intense, noticeable sensations.
The bold, true-to-life size and tissue-ripping 3 inch metal spikes are guaranteed to have your anus throbbing for at least 3 days after use!*
*May vary based on proper bandaging of the anal walls and healing time (the pace at which your anus repairs itself). If you find you are recovering too fast for your liking, we recommend more aggressive usage.
Dimensions:
Cactus (shaft) - 18in. long x 6in. diameter
Spikes - 3in. long (protruding from 'cactus' from multiple angles)
Poo Cactus is exactly the product you need if you feel your anal sex has been lacking those intense, noticeable sensations.
The bold, true-to-life size and tissue-ripping 3 inch metal spikes are guaranteed to have your anus throbbing for at least 3 days after use!*
*May vary based on proper bandaging of the anal walls and healing time (the pace at which your anus repairs itself). If you find you are recovering too fast for your liking, we recommend more aggressive usage.
Pooooooo Cactus!
The best cactus in the world!
Pooooooo Cactus!
Penetrating the asshole of every boy and every girl!
Example 2:
Rick: Dude you might have a serious injury, your ass is leakin' mad blood.
Greg: Nah it's all good, I tried Poo Cactus the other day. Still feeling it now, 3 days and I haven't stopped bleeding.
Rick: Holy shit, dude...
Greg: Yea it works like a charm!
Rick: Awesome! I wanna try, can I borrow yours?
Greg: Yea!
Rick: Yea!
The best cactus in the world!
Pooooooo Cactus!
Penetrating the asshole of every boy and every girl!
Example 2:
Rick: Dude you might have a serious injury, your ass is leakin' mad blood.
Greg: Nah it's all good, I tried Poo Cactus the other day. Still feeling it now, 3 days and I haven't stopped bleeding.
Rick: Holy shit, dude...
Greg: Yea it works like a charm!
Rick: Awesome! I wanna try, can I borrow yours?
Greg: Yea!
Rick: Yea!
by Anal Bleeder 429 September 9, 2010
Get the Poo Cactusmug. The effect of not having shaved your usually clean shaven testicles for enough time that they grow short unwanted stubs.
by DirtyMexcian October 1, 2010
Get the cactus ballsmug. one who doesn't put out; someone who, when in a relationship, refuses to engage in PDA; a public prude;
by washyohands March 11, 2011
Get the Dry Cactusmug. by Adam Corolla October 8, 2003
Get the cactusmug. - "Man this country sucks."
- "Yeah, it's because of the cactus niggers."
- "Yeah I hate Mexicans too."
- "Yeah, it's because of the cactus niggers."
- "Yeah I hate Mexicans too."
by Sarvesh Aniruddha April 23, 2017
Get the Cactus niggermug.