That's what she said

The phrase a guy should never say to his girlfriend

Girlfriend: (about password) you gotta make sure v it's long enough
Boyfriend: that's what she said!

Girlfriend: *slaps*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

That's What She Said

Dirty minded.. Basically for everything.

Tom: "That's a long stick you got there Jim."
Jim: "That's what she said"
Tom: "Get the fuck out."

by DisownedBySatan August 15, 2015

That's what she said

A phrase used to blatantly point out the fact that something someone just said could be taken as a sexual double entendre. Usually found in America and other western countries as an adaptation of "as the actress said to the bishop". Other similar phrases include " Well..." and the aforementioned "as the actress said to the bishop"

Person 1: This sub is so long!
Person 2: That's what she said

by ______-______ February 18, 2015

That's what she said

The most hilarious joke ever, used frequently around the world, can be used to make absolutely ANYTHING sound sexual.

*on the beach with your parents*
Mom: AWWW LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE CRABS!!!
Me: That's what she said.

by hugh.kap November 7, 2009

that's what she said

A joke that is, actually, not very funny.

mother - "Don't do that, I'm your mother !"
stupid son - "That's what she said !"

by Pers0nne May 10, 2011

that's what she said

something you say when someone says something that a woman would say during sex.
it wont work if they are actually talking about sex.

"Just stick it in there, that's what she said"

by kirbythefootballplaya January 6, 2013

that's what she said

something that is much funnier when the preceding phrase can in no way be construed as innuendo...... in-ur-endo!

Professor: ...and that is the Big Bang Theory.
Student: (nonchalantly) Yes, that's what she said.

by Albert. R January 15, 2008