Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill

Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault

Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

by MECHSandppp November 7, 2019

don’t get up

a sexual game you play by making your significant other sit in a chair with no pants on while you sit on the bed and pleasure yourself. if they get out of the chair- the game is over and you put your clothes back on. who ever cums first wins.

you are very bad at don’t get up

by oopsiedaisey101 January 5, 2020

don't get a mug

mugs are bad m'kay

please don't get a mug

by khdfguodr December 6, 2021

i didn't get any letters about it

Doing something possibly controversial and not having anyone complain about it.

Jake: "So I kicked a puppy today"
Rob: "How could you do that? did anyone see?"
Jake" Nah, I didn't get any letters about it."

by Noahconstrictor April 16, 2016

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you: "I don't understand this"
me: "DON'T GET A DON'T GET A MUG MUG!"

by Lind⠀ December 30, 2021

You get what you get and you don't get upset

A phrase that teachers use when students are being annoying because they didn't get the colour of a certain item they wanted.

Friend: "Gets 1 million dollars"
You: "Gets nothing"
You: "Teacher, why did my friend get a million dollars and I got nothing?"
Teacher: "YOU GET WHAT YOU GET AND YOU DON'T GET UPSET NOW SHUT UP KID"

by JustARandomPersonThatIsBored November 26, 2022

don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.

Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
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by Memelovingfuck42069 November 3, 2015