cat o' nine tails

A whip, usually leather, with nine tails. A variation on the Egyptian flail. Hurts a lot. Often used in bondage.

Sometimes, my lover ties me to the bed and uses the cat o' nine tails on me.

by naughty kitten August 7, 2004

messy tails

The furry known as "Messy Tails" or "Brown nose pup" who ate is feces and either went to a mental asylum or died.

"Ya know messy tails?"
"No, why?"
"He is disgusting and eats crap"
"Like what crap?"
"Literal crap...Feces"
"I hate him"
"Me too"

by Messytails November 30, 2019

Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

by GDDPHD February 23, 2015

early tails

cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities

I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Touching Tails

How the avatar people have sex.

Guy1: Jake and Neytiri totally touched tails during that sex scene.
Guy2: Yeah I saw there were totally touching tails.

by beaver bandit9 December 28, 2009

Heads or Tails

Heads or Tails is a chance game with a 50% chance of losing and 50% chance of winning. It is mostly used in betting or used to just have fun. heads or tails HAS to be used in coins or it will not be a 50 50 chance game.

Let's play heads or tails a player chooses heads and the other is forced to choose tails. Whichever side it lands on the person who called it wins. This game is used in coins.

by Overintellectualizations May 23, 2021

pig tails

A certain feminine hairstyle in which they tie a two long strand of hair together on the right and left side of their heads, leaving them to dangle down on either sides of their face.Each strands look likes a pig's tail,giving the hairstyle it's name.This is the most preferable hairstyle for a women to have while she and her sex parter ar preforming doggystyle sex.This is because it allows the man to grab both pig tails with each one of his hand,stablizing the woman who is currently taking it up the ass,allowing gor better handling during doggystyle sex while the man pounds that fat bubble ass.

Damn dawg,Suzie's pig tails really made goggystyle my favorite postition.We had MAD sex,and i buried my 7-inch cock inside her two bubble cheeks.

by Boss Playa May 27, 2006