by hb April 04, 2003
1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card.
2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.
3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.
2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.
3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.
by Dave January 07, 2004
The switch is an interesting sexual move usually performed by two males on an unsuspecting female. The two males state a time and location.
The first male (let's call him Mike) is to bring his girlfriend or wife to the given location at the given time. They proceed to have sex doggy style.
Mike's friend (Jimmy) silently enters the location and strips down. After a predetermined signal is given Mike and Jimmy switch positions so that Jimmy is now fucking Mike's girlfriend. This action is so fast that Mike's girlfriend does not realize who is now fucking her. Usually followed by a Manhattan Divorce.
The first male (let's call him Mike) is to bring his girlfriend or wife to the given location at the given time. They proceed to have sex doggy style.
Mike's friend (Jimmy) silently enters the location and strips down. After a predetermined signal is given Mike and Jimmy switch positions so that Jimmy is now fucking Mike's girlfriend. This action is so fast that Mike's girlfriend does not realize who is now fucking her. Usually followed by a Manhattan Divorce.
1. With Manhattan Divorce: I heard they gave her The Switch
2. As a prank: Those idiots...they gave me The Switch!
2. As a prank: Those idiots...they gave me The Switch!
by eaturtoes April 11, 2009
A word describing a girl who has the characteristics of a Slut, Whore, and a Bitch. (S)lut + (W)hore + B(itch) = SWITCH.
by jackmichelletyler August 14, 2007
When hooking up with a girl, the guy leaves the room and another guy comes in and takes his place, without the girl ever noticing.
by parkville April 08, 2005
by Matt da Fat September 15, 2003
"There's this game my father taught me years ago called switch. The premise of the game is you take one finger, put it in your mouth,
The other one goes up your asshole. When he says go you switch!"
The other one goes up your asshole. When he says go you switch!"
by TempestThePhoenix July 14, 2018