Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.

“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”

by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019

Johnny swindon

A very sexy man that loves his bald hair

Johnny Swindon runs his head whilst being a baldy fudge packer

by Johnny swindon September 8, 2025

Billeh (Swindon)

Billeh is a cocktail sossig that is slowly loosing all of his hair

Billeh (Swindon) loves playing with his tinker whilst scratching at his balding head

by Johnny swindon September 9, 2025

The President's Window Challenge

A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.

"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".

by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

by LTown122 October 23, 2018

Suck my dick in Macy's window

An extension of " suck my dick "

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.

by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022