Taylor Swift

A twenty-three year old singer who is unjustly hated upon because of her dating history.

Person 1: Did you hear that new Taylor Swift song?
Person 2: Ya its amazing!!

by ChristianGrl June 21, 2013

swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.

Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?

by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005

Swiftamine

A new medicine on the market for those affected by vertigo after discovering they love Taylor Swift.

"God... I need some Swiftamine."

by SilenceDogood91100 July 20, 2016

swift middle school

a dogshit school where in 2020-2021 they made school lunches free but taste worse than my grandmother's ashes, where half the kids get off to hentia or the emo kid in the back of the class, where the current 8th grade math teacher literally has a heart attack when you close your eyes longer than 3 seconds, literally the best teachers here are the social studies/LEAD teachers and the RA teacher(s) besides the art one, she's a karen.

OP: Do you remember Swift Middle School?
Reply: Why would i remember that place? the teachers were terrible and the food was atleast 60 days old

by SmokeyTheFur May 12, 2021

Dumple Stiltskin

When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.

I once saw Manute Bol Dumple Stiltskin on a man's head... WITH NO STILTS!!!

by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006

Swalt

A word to suggest something is negative. Used commonly by the younger generation, this word can imply something is bad, stupid or useless.
It may also be used as a degoratory term for someone, implying that they are terrible at everything they do, they are stupid or simply a bint.
It may be used for both genders.

Person A: Bro, what did Mrs. Cox give you for English?
Person B: I did sick, man got a D
Person A: Man what you on, thats swalt

by Jamie623 January 26, 2016

spilt milk

(n.) A mistake that cannot be rectified.

There's no point crying over spilt milk

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004