Santorum Sweater Vest

After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.

Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.

by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012

sweater hounds

A pair of big natural supple breasts, extremely noticeable even when wearing a sweater.

Holy Jesus!, take a look at those sweater hounds!

by mantis toboggan January 15, 2016

Gel Sweater

A gel sweater is a thick layer of fat that keeps its obese wearer warmer than a skinny person. A person who is overweight may get hot very easily because they have their own "gel sweater."

Man, aren't you freezing right now?
Not really, I've been working on my gel sweater all winter. It's keeping me nice and warm right now.

by chickenfoood December 7, 2010

Brown Sweater

A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.

Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Sweater puppies

A woman's breasts.

She's got her sweater puppies covered up with that shirt.

by Anjigirl May 23, 2018

norwegian sweater-vest

When a guy or group of guys cum on a girl's chest in a criss cross fashion and then shave their pubic hair on her.

I can't believe that that girl let us give her a norwegian sweater-vest.

by ksmith4 May 16, 2011

sweatering

The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.

Those chicks were looking hard, but Jimmy was sweatering me so they moved on.

by woodchipper May 20, 2008