Sweaty mike

Defines a person who is a sweaty try hard.

Jackson is like sweaty mike.

by Shrek6910283 October 15, 2016

Yikes sweaty

The deep breath obnoxious people let out before the conversation goes over the cliff. Irony doesn't save you from being part of the problem.

Yikes sweaty lot to unpack there.

by Troi_Baker January 11, 2022

Sweaty Perez

1. Thrusting the penis between the sweaty buttock, eventually ejaculating upon the small of the back (similar to a titty fuck, but you get the difference).

2. Non-penetrative buttsecks.

Rob: Did you titty-fuck her?
Eduardo: No, it was a him. I gave him the ole' Sweaty Perez.

by jstencil February 6, 2009

sweaty gamer

a fucking try-hard that ruins the fun in any multiplayer game, normally by camping or kill-farming

look at that sweaty gamer camping with a sniper rifle

by Your_Fat_Mom June 19, 2017

Sweaty Angelo

Where someone curls another persons pubes with their tongue

Wow Alexia gave Dominic a sweaty angelo yesterday

by Roflnater May 8, 2010

Swesty

The female counterpart to the Bro. She is sexually promiscuous, wears ugg boots, leggings and a North Face. She gets drunk and shouts things like "I don't give a FUCK who's sleeping!" The term originated from the magnitude of skanks living in the Southwest Residential Area of Umass Amherst. But living in Southwest is neither necessary nor sufficient for someone to be considered a Swesty.

I'm not wearing your north face, it makes me look like a Swesty.

by EB<3 October 25, 2010

Sweety Man

A paedophile, someone who interfers with kids, because of the stereotype that paedo's lure kids into cards with sweets.

Ian: Look at steve with his colm over and trenchcoat over there....
Carl: Man looks like a proper....
Carl & Ian: SWEETY MAN!

by Gripple Dorf November 5, 2010