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turd swapper

The exchanging of fecal matter with another.
You're a real turd swapper, Dave.
by John Skinner July 10, 2007
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sharperi

Having a birds eye view on life or a situation.
Yeah, he saw that coming, he had the sharperi on that fool.
by Kevin Kerr August 4, 2008
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sharper pencil

one who aspires to improve themselves by use of a professional 'coach'
A CEO who has a Business Coach is a 'sharper pencil'
by Blind_Dog October 18, 2008
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THE SWURPER

Invention created with Intellectual rights, and design rights by Jared Broach in 2007; a product that brings ease and comfort to newborn babies by combining soothing techniques and proper placement of baby to endorse restful sleep, and other benefits for the baby and parents alike. Be on lookout for knock off product stolen by underhand inventor trolls. IF NOT BY OFFICIAL INVENTOR JARED BROACH THEN DO NOT COMPLY. ONGOING POLICE INVESTIGATION GOING DO TO ATTEMPTED THEFT OF PATENTED IDEA.
The Swurper helps babies relax and sleep through the night.
by Swurper July 9, 2018
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Pull a Sarper

Leaving a new job in the middle of the day due to extreme stress or not being happy with the job environment.

You have all intentions of doing the job but after a few hours you realize it is just not for you.
I stepped inside and saw the sad faces on the employees, the dingy walls and no toilet paper on the bathroom. I knew that I wasn't going to last long at this place, so at lunch time I stepped out and pull a Sarper.

It was my first day at work and had my first all hands meeting. Five minutes into the meeting the CEO started screaming at the sales people about not closing sales. Everyone was scared shitless of this guy, I excused myself to go to the bathroom and pull a Sarper
by JangoMail October 7, 2009
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Scarper Harper

A word said to a cripple or disabled persion as an insult.

this is often deemed cruel and unjustified but ocasionaly in the right circumstances can be used as a meaningful joke or comment.
1)) Dude1: scarper retarded harper
Dude2: Uncalled for fat a** warby.

2)) *man falls off chair and onto floor*
Dude1: he scarper harper
Room including fallen man: hahahahaha.
by Jake Clayton October 15, 2007
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Sarper

A male person who is purely idiotic and pathetic which gets joked about his mum gets fucked over and over again until he cries.
A:Hey what are you doing tonigth.
B:Your mum sarper.
by Theguywhofuckedsarpersmum July 16, 2017
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