Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Get the slob swabmug. A test to determine the paternity of a child/baby daddy. Typically, the process involves the use of a cotton swab on the inner cheek to extract DNA of a black man or other minority.
"Dat bitch went to court and now I gotta get my mouf swabbed but I know fo' sho' some other nigga da one dat got dat bitch pregnant!"
by DoNNy BoY January 6, 2008
Get the mouf swabmug. A Swab-donkey is a term often used to describe a rectal papsmear. Often used with Prostate check-ups.
by Swab-donkey boy March 25, 2009
Get the Swab-Donkeymug. by BigPPSchlongMaster June 12, 2015
Get the Cunt Swabmug. by o0 kinky March 15, 2003
Get the dick swabmug. the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck
by D nasty July 24, 2006
Get the swabbing the deckmug. by xxchristxx July 25, 2009
Get the dick swabmug.