I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive

That cartman says when he is asked if he is sure.
episode 1201

Butters:Are you sure we should be doing this?
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..

by Samanthaa* April 19, 2008

sureal

Unreal,but has happend,,
unbeleivable,
Dream like,
A mix of fact and Fatasy,
It's like something that is really happening, but it looks like a dream,

*Like when you are in a restaurant and the staff have mistaken you and your guy friend to another couple and they gave you a glass of wine with an engagement ring in it.. and later you would talk about it and be like " OMG that was so Sureal lol "

by LoveKunis <3 July 29, 2011

sure as a pickle

Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.

Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.

Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.

Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.

by Rolls With Pickles August 4, 2009

Sure thing chicken wing

The Adelaidian way to say sure. Used only by people who are never serious.

A: Hey wanna climb that tree and steal a pine cone?
B: Sure thing chicken wing

by Mouche May 28, 2006

sure bro

1) an affirmation of a statement.

2) to express sarcasm for a statement or question.

1) Kyle: You wanna come party tonight?
Russ: Sure bro.

2) Ginger: I survived ebola. twice.
Alex: Sure bro.

by bills fo shills October 14, 2007

subterfuge

The act of deceiving someone in order to acheive a goal or obtain an item.

People that cheat on their wives/husbands use subterfuge..

by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011

C-Suite

A term used in modern corporate jargon to describe the highest ranking individuals in a corporate organisation, the Chairman, CEO and CFO.

I can't believe that side-parted, pointy shoed, skinny tie wearing douchebag actually used the term "c-suite". What an a-grade knob.

by slickricksydney99 December 4, 2010