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DeSantis Surge

verb - The act of two men engaged in the act of fellatio simultaneously whilst both struggle to breathe as they suffer from Covid Pneumonia
“I heard a DeSantis Surge downstairs, they came last night, the ambulance came in the morning
by NoDaddyNotTheHose August 9, 2021
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Subway Surfers

an amazing game.

the song slaps tbh
"hey, do you play subway surfers?"
"no"
"get out of my sight"
by cheese bottle March 22, 2022
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brain surgeon

A female who excels in the art of sucking cocks. Has become known for blowing your mind.
That bitch gave me some wicked brains, she was a brain surgeon
by Patrick Segunta September 10, 2003
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surgery

When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See hell.
I just had surgery two days ago, and it was HELL.
by Darla Washington May 5, 2004
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Surge of yumminess

As explained by Kevin...

When the tingle of yummy hits the back of your throat and makes you smile a little.
Z: Kev, what's the smile for?
Kev: That jelly cookie gave me a surge of yumminess <with a grin>
Sean: My gordita gives me a surge of yumminess all the time <with a BIG grin>
by His Roylal Throbness August 30, 2005
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Surgery Hug

A form of embrace that prevents or maintains minimal physical contact between two people, one of which has had recent plastic surgery done.

Made famous by Heidi Montag on The Hills.
"Heyyy, it's so nice to see you again!" (reaches out to hug)

"Ooh, wait SURGERY HUG!"

(awkward manoeuvring of arms)
by S Pratt May 16, 2010
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Spine surgeon's daughter

Background: You hate your boss. He is a spine surgeon. He has a putrid daughter who happens to be home for Christmas. You've had a particularly bad week. You want vengeance.

"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.

8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.

Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
President's daughter
Vice-president's daughter
Senator's daughter
Director's daughter
Owner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)
Why don't you just Spiderman her?" "No fucking way. He's getting the 'spine surgeon's daughter.'
by Ballin' Callin' & Stallin' December 29, 2010
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