surface

Describes a place of living. Such as 'pad' or 'crib'

Yo, let's hit up the surface and bottom out these 40s.

by MrBlaQ May 10, 2005

surface

what u get off of after doing it

then i went of the surface to find my pants

by blondy July 26, 2005

Surface to ass missile

When one flushes the toilet and the water splashes on your ass.

John took a crap and flushed, only to have a surface to ass missile right on his rear.

by j4991 November 20, 2011

Surface Talker

A person who starts off talking about a subject that they lead you to believe they are well-versed but when probing questions are asked, they change the subject.

Oh brother...don't get Bob talking about what opportunities there are in investment banking. He instantly turns into the Surface Talker.

by Sarcastic K October 2, 2014

surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

Surface titsion

When you wear a bra too small and your books almost spill out, but not quite.

Did you see the chick in the orange shirt? She has perfected the art of surface titsion.

by Demolitiondebbie April 1, 2017

surface pro

An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.

Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.

by Hansel San November 30, 2017