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Cookie Support Group

The term given to abunch of naive, gullible, impotent old men who pride themselves on the mismanaged financial support which they blindly offer to younger drug addicted bag whores and needle rats. They thrive on exhibiting control over their subjects which consist of turned out and washed up, brainwashing victims. Often these girls suffer from low self esteem, delusions of grandeur, and pathological lying which creates a situation in which a support group is needed.
Hey Mon, your chili dog really has the best flavor in town. I really like the way you boosted my ego and cradled my balls with your ass at the last cookie support group.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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Indian tech support

Impersonates microsoft and tries to scam you.
Indian tech support: 'Elo dees is microsawff tEk surp0t how mey I hepp yu0?

DurdleTurtle: no
by Durdleturtle November 6, 2017
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Caffeine Life Support

A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.
Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day.
by vivajobama December 24, 2010
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Yung Child Support

A rapper songs here for example
Trying times: a song about prison rape
Spread it : what you do when u broke
Hairless inspiration: abut his desire 4 of hair
Hood genitalia: about chronic masterbation
Don't be like yung child support gimme my child support check
by Look at adan maan September 6, 2020
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swag support

noun, when a bro increases your social status through an action, consequently increasing your swag
Yo my bro Jess gave me some serious swag support when she got her hot friends to like my Instagram picture.
by Swaggy Syl April 29, 2014
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Xbox Customer Support

1: A pain in the ass system for trying to fix a problem but just leads to more shit wrong with your system then before.

2: A secret underground tunnel full of indians (not feather indians, dot head indians), and mexicans that do not know what the hell they are doing and google your question as you ask it.
Guy 1: My xbox sounds like it is fixing to explode because the fan sounds like a helicopter.
Guy 2: Have you called xbox customer support?
Guy 1: Are you fucking high!??!?! I called and they said there should be a slight noise coming from the fan. They can't get it through there head that it is loud enough to wake up my neighbors.

Dude 1: I GOT THE RED RING OF DEATH!!!!
Dude 2: Did you call xbox customer support.
Dude 1: Yeah. They don't know what the fuck they are doing. They said it should be green not red, and I could have swore he was googling porn in the background.
by X CHAZZ X November 29, 2009
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Chair support officer

A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.
Is he ever going to do any actual work? No. He’s the chair support officer.
by Jojnny5 May 6, 2020
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