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Definitions by Durdleturtle

Gamer mode 

When activated, you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed. Does NOT come with an N-word pass. Note that Earrape and/or the summoning of Ben Shapiro, destroyer of liberals, may proc as well when gamer mode is activated.
Desperate anti-game photoshopper: *compares gamers to nazis*

Person: tf is a gamer mode?
JohnHoffman69: when you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed
Gamer mode by Durdleturtle April 29, 2019

Gamer mode 

When activated, you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed. Does NOT come with an N-word pass. Note that Earrape and/or the summoning of Ben Shapiro, destroyer of liberals, may proc as well when gamer mode is activated.
Desperate anti-game photoshopper: *compares gamers to nazis*

Person: tf is a gamer mode?
JohnHoffman69: when you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed
Gamer mode by Durdleturtle April 29, 2019

Scoop di poop 

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop
Turtle: Kanye west is an idiot
Kanye, an intellectual:Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop di poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop.
retards who add very specific names with both first and last name. They usually talk good about the said name, and are probably self-promoting as it is most possibly their own name.
Definition of nancy johns: a very hot girl bla bla bla is nice bla bla bla

Durdle: what a fucking shitposting namer
namer by Durdleturtle April 20, 2018
Bob: hey man whats a doggo
Durdleturtle: a big ol' pupper
Bob: then whats a pupper
Durdleturtle: a tiny li'l doggo
Bob: whats wrong with you....
Durdleturtle: ur mum gay
doggo by Durdleturtle November 6, 2017

Indian tech support 

Impersonates microsoft and tries to scam you.
Indian tech support: 'Elo dees is microsawff tEk surp0t how mey I hepp yu0?

DurdleTurtle: no