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Santoid

A mythical being taught to young children as a fact. In American culture, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny are the three primary Santoids. The Stork is a more minor one used to explain where babies come from.

People typically learn the truth, sometimes even from their parents, by 12. They learn that their parents placed the gifts under the tree, took the tooth and replaced it with money, hid eggs at 3 AM, and one night they got together and...you know.

The name comes from "Santa" plus "-oid", meaning "Santa-like."

Some say that Santoids are used to allow children to think critically and question everything.

Others say they are used as secular substitutes for Jesus, or as a way of commercializing Christmas/Easter. In the case of the stork, it is to protect their fragile developing psyches.
"Sinterklass is a Santoid that Scandinavians teach their children. It is just like Santa, except it isn't."

"In the minds of atheists, God is just a Santoid some people never grow out of."

"Monsters under the bed. The Scary Santoid. By three, you go through nights of no sleep, but by 6, you realize it is just a coat."
by Urine Corporation June 11, 2014
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Federal Police of Los Santos

The federal police of Los Santos is a fictional crew for GTA 5 online on the PlayStation 3 PlayStation 4 gaming consoles they're not a real law enforcement agency nor are they trying to represent themselves has one in any way shape or form with their logos website fractions on PSN and Rockstar Social Club. Founded October 6th 2013 by Loey200 chief of the federal police of los Santos.
I have a warrant out for me issued by the federal police of Los Santos on Grand Theft Auto 5 online.
by Loey200 March 27, 2017
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santorum

1) The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

2) Anything resembling this.
1) We like doing it in the bathtub so we can just wash away the santorum afterward.

2)A bartender came up with a drink called the Santorum shot, brown and frothy in appearance and deeeeelish.
by Hankley October 20, 2004
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Santorum

As defined by sex coulumnist Dan Savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of anal intercourse.

(From: Sen. Rick Sanctorum: R-Pensylvania)
Baby, we got santorum all over the sheets again....
by Tommy Humphreys May 31, 2005
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Santorum

The far-right, fanatically gay-bashing Republican senator from Pennsylvania who got his hateful little butt kicked by Democrat Bob Casey, Jr. on November 7, 2006, when Rick Santorum lost by a landslide.
The voters of Pennsylvania sent Rick Santorum to the unemployment line during the mid-term elections of 2006, but not before his name came to be defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex."
by Sir Bullwhip November 14, 2006
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subtotal

something which is below standard or does not live up to expectations
1. Bigging up of a fart
'mate i'm gonna land this fart'
'yeah?'
'yeah'
'dude, that was subtotal'

2. Premature Ejaculation
'i'll fuck you like a racehore'
20 seconds later
'mate you just came all over my face'

subtotal.
by charlie's filter May 8, 2010
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santorumness

Adjective; Absolute, unimaginably appalling, jaw-dropping upper level assholery.
Tommy pretended to help the old lady who had fallen down, only to kick her in the guts instead. His santorumness knows no bounds.
by grittyreboot August 22, 2011
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