well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 05, 2009

You suck my dick and I'll suck yours

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"

I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.

by Manix Torres Garcia Alejandro November 15, 2020

suck my ex-dick

What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.

Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!

by Virgin Suicides November 01, 2017

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of suprise.

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !

by Rebel2012 July 01, 2020

suck my bleeding dick

Suck my bleeding dick is when someone runs up to you, Rips off your pants, cuts your dick open and bends down and starts sucking ferociously.

"Get over here Pablo!"
"Oh no not the.... SUCK MY BLEEDING DICK SUCKER!"
"Oh yes baby!"
"OWOSWLWLALWLWLAO!!!!"
"MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!"

by Dick Twat The Third May 23, 2016

sucking my own dick

When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.

J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.

by chubop October 04, 2016

Suck my bitch, dick!

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!

You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 15, 2022