Suck duck fuck

Ducks suck ii and get fucked with it

Duck 1:Hey have you seen the new suck duck fuck 1000?
Duck 2:Yes i got a glock in my rari aye 17 shots no .38

by GoldGhostVr March 8, 2024

Sucking and Fucking

A really fucking horny synonym for sex

He was sucking and fucking his boyfriend all night

by Fuckyounotinthatway January 19, 2024

Suck fuck

The most extreme form of Australian schoolyard gloating or expressing one's enjoyment over someone else's misfortune, suffering or malevolent scheme that failed.

"Come a gutser, did ya? Suck fuck."

by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

titty sucking and bitch fucking

an individual who is titty sucking and bitch fucking

P1: Hey, what are you doing?
P2: titty sucking and bitch fucking
P1: so proud, son.

by 3mo_nightmar3 November 1, 2023

suck n fuck

the type of pleasure you can only get from a vacuum cleaner

jerry was cleaning and it ended with a suck n fuck

by ballsrfunny April 22, 2021

fuck fuck suck

Noun; The act of engaging in fuck fuck that leads to a singular suck

I think I’d like some fuck fuck suck

by the class of 2010 December 10, 2018