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National Suck yo homies cock day

I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th
"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"
by Ace1Fizz April 16, 2021
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Suck Your Mothers Cock

An extremely insulting method of dismissing a completed fucktard. It not only suggests the recipient of the insult might have sexual feelings for their parents but also suggests their parents are extremely unusual and of an ambiguous gender. This term can be altered to read, lick your fathers cunt: this means the exact same thing. Both of these terms imply gender confusion and an overarching sense of confusion in general. A further implication is that the recipient of this term engages in incest and they themselves are inbred and therefore intellectually deficient.
Go home and suck your mothers cock before you embarrass yourself.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
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suck a ma cock

by Wood all da way June 1, 2017
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Suck On My Cock

"Suck On My Cock" is a satirical Christmas send-up, lyrics written by Pacific Northwest shock jock and prolific parodist Bob Rivers and based on the tune of the bestselling "Jingle Bell Rock" by Bobby Helms (1957).

With himself as singer, "Suck On My Cock" was released as part of a Rivers Christmastime satiric CD, and in 2007 as part of Rivers' CD "Rated X Max." Rivers' lyrics graphically recount in first-person the experience of receiving a full and complete act of fellatio by his (possibly) unwilling partner and makes ample use of "Jingle Bell Rock's" tune, multiple stanzas, choruses and chord changes.

The song is offensive, obscene, and politically incorrect but very funny to those who like no-holds-barred satire. It has been covered often in the ensuing years by Matt Rogers and other singers. Downloadable sung versions and lyrics are not difficult to find on the Internet, though good copies of the prior CD releases command a huge premium in the online used-disc market.

If live versions are included, it is hard to measure how high "Suck On My Cock" ranks in Rivers' ample songbook, but it appears to be shaping up as a "guilty" Christmas pleasure along with many of his other Yuletide parodies, such as "Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear" and "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire."

Bob Rivers asserts that he still owns copyright to the lyrics.
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-- "God, I couldn't believe it when the band began to play "Jingle Bell Rock" and the singer started off with 'Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock..."

-- "Yeah, hardcore! But it was pretty late and I don't think people minded "blue" material. Hope you listened up, 'cuz I bet the band won't play it for another 364 days."

-- "Yeah OK, fool, but cyberspace never forgets."

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by al-in-chgo October 30, 2010
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Whoever said it is automatically right and the recipient is wrong. If multiple people say it, then it acts as a +2 card in uno, it goes to the next person.
Person 1: Fishnets are not appropriate attire for Walmart.
Person 2: Suck my fat cock you dip shit.
by JPMorganJr August 4, 2023
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Suck a horses cock

That is known as an insult to when you make someone really mad
Guy 1: your so ugly

Guy2: go suck a horses cock
by Irregular September 25, 2019
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