Stornoway

A town on the Isle of Lewis, littered with coffin dodgers. Known as gods waiting room; 90% of the population are waiting to pop their cogs...

“Oh yes, I’ve lived in Stornoway for 99 years, I can’t wait to die”

by Tommy Black January 12, 2020

stern effect

The contents in Howard Stern's radio talk show were so provocative and offensive that the show lovers and haters can't seem to turn him off but to keep listing to him just to see what he'll say next therefore creating an effect of a hating audience toward a specific entertainer to keep watching or listening to the performance just to see what kind of crap he/she can come up with even though it is not what the audience want.

LonelyGirl15 has a great stern effect on youtube viewers because the people who hate her can't wait to watch her newest youtube videos and leave bad comments about her or her videos.

by cproud January 2, 2009

Max Stirner

the first ever catboy and the father of Egoism.

Max Stirner: This pweases my ego nya

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

sternum bush

The wonderfully arousing patch of chest hair running along a male's sternum area. It is a known aphrodesiac for women. It is normally presented in the male's courtship/mating rituals by leaving the top couple of shirt buttons undone. It effectively shows the male's superior levels of testosterone, strength, masculinity and mating desirability.

You need to show some chest hair! Chicks dig the sternum bush!

by reneeL December 3, 2010

David Stern

1. The Commissioner of the National Basketball Association

2. An out-of-touch fugazy who keeps playas from doin their thing; a playa hater.

1. David Stern finally relented to the pressure and went back to using the traditional genuine leather basketball after the new ball failed miserably.

2. My landlord keeps calling the law every time I have a house party. Fuck a David Stern.

by L-Millz October 17, 2007

stern hump

When a female student from Yeshiva University excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. This occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited sexual activity without being forced to think of herself as a slut. This phenomenon is extremely painful for the participating male party.

Shit man, I have the worst case of blue balls"
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion."

by Ivana L. March 15, 2008

Ripped Stem to Stern

A colloquial expression refer in to pillaging anal sex that, while still pleasurable, is akin to feeling as if your rectum is being split open and in half from the base of the spine all the way to the sternum.

Although Drake's girthy man meat made her feel like she was being ripped stem to stern, Sandy begged for more.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015