Student Wankers 

Those dirty posh uni cunts with a penchant for tweed & indie. The Student Wanker is not complete with out one or more piece of Ché Guvara merchandise & in in-depth knowlege of Neighbours. The Greater Spotted Student Wanker will consider themself witty & "out-there" due to their annoying "random" conversations & "wacky" geek chic. General pains in the backside.

See those student wankers in the student bar,
complaining to each other other that their grants don't go far.
With their silly student ties and their silly student scarves,
drinking draught real ale not in pints but halves.

Student Wankers, a fine song by Peter & The Test Tube Babies.

Student Wankers by Vambo September 20, 2006

student sandwich

The desperate act of a hungry student, the student sandwich consists of any and all leftovers that can be scavenged from an otherwise empty fridge jammed between whatever can pass as bread.

Student1: What you eatin?
Student2: Salmon, chicken and leftover mince with jalapenos, cheese and beetroot sandwich. And some chestnuts and sauce from the chinese two nights ago.
Student1: ...Student sandwich?
Student2: I want my mommy :(

student sandwich by Zanzibar Bildenstrong November 28, 2006

Student Bar Association

A bunch of jerks who throw out food and expensive tupperware every Friday at 5 p.m.

Alec: "Damn it! I hate the Student Bar Association! They ruin every Friday!"
PJ: "I know. Last week, they tossed an entire bag of groceries I planned to give to the poor."

Student Bar Association by MLSAH May 3, 2015

Student teacher romance 

A romance between a student and teacher. One of the coolest relationships there is especially for teens.

There in a student teacher romance.

Student teacher romance by The Fury 13 November 29, 2010

student store 

a class in high school were you spend an hour hitting the random button on urbandictionary.com

dude i cant wait for my fourth period, its the student store

student store by californian in washington May 15, 2009

Student Advocate

A very sleep deprived procrastinator who voices the opinions of a large group of people.

Hey did you hear? Julia's going to be our next Student Advocate!

Student Advocate by Marcelo123 March 24, 2019

student intern 

a young university student who is sent to teach the class. Even though they usually have no experience for traing what-so-ever to deal with the givin situations. Their main purpose is to do the teachers work for free, meanwhile the teachers sit in the lounge drinking coffee and still get paid. Which proves my point that the teaching system is fucked beyond repair

james " whos that beasty bitch?"
rick " its a student intern"

student intern by tyler123_x February 1, 2008