A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
Get the Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man mug.A generic term describing some sort of weird, creepy, stupid, or just plain annoying action or saying of someone else. It is derived from the last name of an odd member of a high school debate team and, like many things in the debate community, is only used when other debaters are present. The best effect is achieved when said with a derisive tone. While the original meaning had a somewhat dirty connotation, the current interpretation applies to any action deemed unacceptable or gross.
Riggsy: "I will eat your children and sleep on their bones!!!"
Mr. Awesome: "Dude, quit sprinking!"
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"Why is he eating paper?"
"It's ok, he's just sprinking."
Mr. Awesome: "Dude, quit sprinking!"
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"Why is he eating paper?"
"It's ok, he's just sprinking."
by Mr. Awesome, Debate Champion March 11, 2007
Get the Sprinking mug.A game where 2 or more men play conkers with Thier scrotums all saying no homo first to crack Thier balls wins
If more than 3 people play then they must form a circle
If more than 3 people play then they must form a circle
Guy 1: Last night me and the lads were scronking
Guy 2: wtf that sounds so gay
Guy 1: don't worry we all said"no homo"
Guy 2: wtf that sounds so gay
Guy 1: don't worry we all said"no homo"
by Mattyj006 February 25, 2020
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Todd: So what did you and jamie end up doing last night?
Jeff: Nothing at all man i was estrogen stroking her all night and she was still a debbie downer
Jeff: Nothing at all man i was estrogen stroking her all night and she was still a debbie downer
by iamthedylanator August 14, 2011
Get the estrogen stroking mug.A frequently-used discreet word for "masturbating". It may be used in reference to a male or female, and it also may be used when it is done by oneself or by someone else.
If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
Mum: Did you take Charlie his dinner?
Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.
Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?
Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.
Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.
Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?
Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.
by Pro-Love Girl April 13, 2011
Get the Stroking mug.When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.
Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."
Gaz: "That sucks."
Gaz: "That sucks."
by Boleynlady November 29, 2011
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