Stoomer

A stoomer is defined mainly as an Amazing goal on either Pro evolution soccer where it originated or Fifa where it is now commonly used, whereby the ball is often in the air and is shot from a distance of 30+ yards, normally ending up near the top corner of the goal. In general terms a Stoomer can be identified as a really smelly poo/fart, an alcoholic drink, or a photograph amongst other things.

'That was a Stoomer of a goal'

by Elvyn 'G' Richards October 8, 2009

Shroom tattoo

when you smack someone with your **** so hard they get the outline of a mushroom on their face.

Yo Jones was pissing me off so bad i decided to ZIPPP and give him a shroom tattoo.

by DJMADMIKE September 12, 2006

shroomphetamine

a person who makes your brain act rogue nasty. only thinking about that person gives you a sexual trip, like shrooms do, and it makes you euphoric, like amphetamine does.

I can't stop staring at him, he's my shroomphetamine! Fuck yeah

by LadyBumbleBee March 19, 2010

Shroom Cut

A haircut in which the upper part of the head resembles the top of a mushroom while the rest of the haircut appears normal. It is most common on homosexuals and guys who need better barbers. Often results in the person being called a shroom.

Ariana: Wow Robbie check out Ruels hair it looks like a mushroom!

Robbie: Thats called a shroom cut.

Ariana: What a homo let's call him shroom!

by ajp1794 April 21, 2008

Shroom Part

The tip of your penis. Aka The part that looks like a mushroom *IF circumsized*

My Shroom Part feels good if someone tickles it with a wet finger.

by Anarchist7x8 March 5, 2008

Shroombles

Being in a state of shambles brought about by taking psychedelic mushrooms. Can be positive or negative depending on the trip.

"She ate so many shrooms her emotions were going crazy, one minute she was crying and complaining about gross nature and the next she was hysterically laughing at a tree."

"Woman was in shroombles."

by shroombles March 26, 2010

shroommate

Not to be confused with roommate, a shroommate is one who you share your shrooms and trip balls with. Often times college students are in fact shroommates with their roommate.

Student: You study for the exam today Jeff?
Jeff: Nah man I just did shrooms with my shroommate, we were gonna get some munchies at the vending machine but a pregnant latina unicorn was there so we bailed.

by uzi does it April 9, 2010