stroker

A person who walks into a dealership to inquire about a vehicle or a number of vehicles with absolutely no intention of purchasing one that very day. A stroker will usually come equipped with useless information, e.i., consumer reports, a dinky little note pad, low-ball quotes from other dealers, etc. Strokers generally have no consideration for the salesman's time and money and come in all shapes and forms.

Stroker: "Well, John, thank-you for the test drive, you've been real helpful. Do you have a card?"
Salesman: Damn, stroker.

by King of Cars April 18, 2008

back stroker

a person who likes to have sex on their back, most of the time they dont do most the work in bed.
or some one who lays around on their lazy ass when at work.

guy#1: damb last nite me and my girl were goin at it last nite and i was a back stroker all the way

guy#2: dam you do same thing at work to, bastard

by Pablo fly November 29, 2007

sack stroker

A male or female who likes to stroke a scrotum

Dude ur such a fuckin sack stroker

by Rebelcountryboy September 14, 2013

Willie Stroker

A News Reporter that Strokes his Penis.

Oh! That's awkward! That News Reporter is a real Willie Stroker!

by CarlFilip19 March 25, 2018

breast stroker

a)a swimmer
b)a swimmer trying to seduce bud and doyles girlfriends in BIO-DOME

our women have been sedused by breast strokers

by deadasnight January 2, 2004

down-stroker

A down-stroker is a kind of hand-job - the opposite of a pull-off, where a guy lubes his dick well and then, using alternating hands, grasps his cock near his cock-head and pulls and strokes his dick using only downward movements - NO UPWARD STROKES - until he has a down-stroke-gasm and shoots his load.

Now and then, Matt gives me a down-stroker -- I always end up tasting my own cum!

by USAF Cadet August 7, 2021

Cat Stroker

Rubbing your balls all up on a cat as it was your wife.

I'm a Cat Stroker because my cats don't love me

by I live Down with the KKK January 16, 2010