Ring Sting

Extreme pain/discomfort/itching of the Anal Sphincter, and is usually too sore to wipe clean. The main causes are spicy foods, very large faeces, continuous diarrhoea, or anal sex, among others. Ring sting can be made less intense/painful by applying cold water.

Andy: ''Hey, come and take a seat!''
Calvin: ''I would do, but this Ring Sting is unbearable!''
Andy: ''Dam! I told you not have an Indian takeaway, AND get it up the ass from that huge black guy!''

by Conradius July 5, 2010

Sting

A depressive old recording artist who once had critical acclaim, but is now a recluse who prefers his own bitter company.

If Kevin Bartlett was a pop star, he would be so 'sting'.

by eGrogan August 12, 2003

Sting

an egotistical wanker whose one claim to fame is being able to have sex for a ridiculous amount of time that would wear any normal person out entirely.

Sting is a complete taint

by jawsh April 7, 2004

Sting

The phenomenon experienced when reminded of one's permanent residence in the friendzone

Crush: She was just asking if we're dating, which I said we're not
Me: *thinks*: Ouch, that stings.

by EmiLogic February 28, 2017

sting pong

The art of playing ping pong but there's a catch. You play regular ping pong rules except if a person scores to straight points the other lifts their shirt over thier face and the other tries to smack the ping pong ball as hard as they can at the others chest. this game is also commonly refered to as Texas ping pong

WARNING THIS MAY CAUZ BRUISING OR WELTS

I have 3 welts from playing sting pong with Drew

by Hugh G. Wrecshin April 7, 2008

Sting Ring

When you have eaten too much spicy food, and later when defecating your anus feels like it has been lit on fire.

"Damn, that habanero salsa gave me Sting Ring"

by Trinkles January 18, 2012

sting ray

the thing the DID kill steve irwin :'(

a sting ray killed steve irwin

by gregg skomsky September 4, 2006