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stretched ears

Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.

If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!

Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013
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Stretched

Rick: Hey man how was becca last night.

James: I could not feel anything because she was Stretched.
by secret =) September 13, 2006
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ball stretcher

a device encircling the scrotum above the testicles that pushes the testicles away from the body. Most stretchers are made of soft leather, usually pushing the testicles out or down an extra 1-3 inches, but some afficionados can take as much as 10 inches. Lately, also made of heavy metal rings or joined semi-circles. Mostly gay use. Can produce a very erotic sensation both to the testicles and to the testicle cords.
Bob's ball stretcher made his nuts whack agaist his thighs as he walked.
by bill December 25, 2004
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sweater stretchers

look at the sweater stretchers on that lady.
by mister moosecock October 23, 2011
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get the stretch

Getting the stretch means to acquire or gather a large amount of drugs. Predominately marijuana, but it can vary to shrooms or prescription pills.
"Yo brendon im lookin to pick up, did you get the stretch yet?"
by Adamitis1818 January 14, 2015
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Stretch Method

๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐œ๐ก ๐ฆ๐ž๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐
An overused method used by ๐ง๐ž๐ฐ๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ฌ. They claim its Superior to every other method but in reality its trash.
Newgen: resizes bypass to 1000 x 300
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Roblox: accepts

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The decal: Stretched and blurry
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newgen: PRO BYPASS SO GOOD

Newgen look at my stretch method, its so good
by Stiizzy Cat January 17, 2022
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Cell Stretch

That feeling whilst youโ€™re smoking a joint and the sensation of stretching spreads across your body, starting from your lungs.
*takes fourth hit of blunt*
โ€œAh mate you know that feeling when your lungs expand and your like cells are stretching, like in your back and shit?โ€
โ€œNah cuntโ€
โ€œMate feels like cell stretchโ€
by K town krew February 21, 2021
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