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Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS)

This devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. The syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.

The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.
Hey Bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a fagged out collar.

No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch
by dan, todd January 15, 2007
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cooter stretcher

A child that has been delivered vaginally or a male penis.
"Your baby is so cute. He's a cooter stretcher."

"His penis is so big it's a cooter stretcher."
by Gracey Mayberry February 17, 2014
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get stretched

me: hey, dad can you give me a lift to the party?
dad: get stretched!
by yoloswaggins1471 January 20, 2017
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stretcher

A particularly girthy poo that feels like it stretches you on its way out - it leaves you clenching your buttocks for half an hour afterwards trying to get your ringpiece back into shape!
Remind me never to eat Branflakes again, that dump this morning was so full of stretchers i felt like i'd been fingered by an elephant!
by mrbruceman March 15, 2009
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strecker

a fat slut who upon entering a room has already spotted her prey. they lerk at partys and usually are the known hot girls fat sidekick.
dude a strecker tried to hook up with me, she pulled down my pants and i slaped that bitch in the face with my cock.
by tony maloni October 25, 2006
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Stretched-Out

MEDICAL CONDITION
NOUN
derogatory

1. Found in and most common to an orifice that has been penetrated repeatedly. Most people who are repeatedly penetrated can suffer this condition.

2. A female or male who is on the receiving end of numerous sexual penetrations.
3. A vagina after child birth.
4..Used to refer to a slut, nymphomaniac or person of low moral fiber with an inability to refuse sexual advances.

synonyms: promiscuous woman · prostitute · whore · floozy · tramp · hooker my ex
Your momma is so "stretched-out" sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Dion is so "stretched out" after last night's party. His butt reminds me of fucking a muddy hole.
by Sataan March 9, 2018
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Screecher

Noun: a extremely annoying and agrovating underaged child who deep throats his microphone they often scream when killed are associated with call of duty and its young fan base.
" reeeeeeeeee". " oh for fuck sake there's another screecher down the mic what are you kicking five?"
by Skullcapp June 26, 2017
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