stanus

Someone who is really, indescribably stupid, but who also resembles and has the idiotic qualities of a complete and utter anus. Usually said with such venom that the two words could not have been said individually.so we invented this one.

"Yehgetlostyoustanus"

by AlternativeFreak January 30, 2003

Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.

Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

by Miguel Phelps July 5, 2010

Levis Strauss Handshake

An over the jeans handjob

Any touching, rubbing, etc. of the penis which requires clothing being an intermediary between the giver and the receiver.

He was really happy with the firm Levis Strauss handshake he got from his girlfriend that morning.

It's at least worth a Levis Strauss Handshake

by DodgerCol December 23, 2009

Slut Strands

Usually two long unkempt strands of hair dangling at the side of ones face. Often seen worn by women who look as though they've just rolled out of bed after a heavy session.

Favoured by the likes of Meghan Markle and Amber Heard.

"You ready to wear your tiara?"

"Let me fix my slut strands first."

by skinnymalinks May 29, 2023

Scranus

The little part between your scrotum and your anus.

That guy is such a flippin' scranus.

by Dr. FaTs October 23, 2006

Scranus

"the area between your scrotum and your anus"

"He had a big abcess on his scranus"

by ERSCU June 15, 2008

to strauss-kahn

to have sexual intercourse with the mother and the daughter, in a hardcore fashion way, but not necessarily at the same time. This word is the verbalization of the famous Portuguese expression "maravilha, maravilha, é tirar da mãe e meter na filha" which can be translated as "good, good, is to take it from the mother and to put it on the daughter."

I can´t wait to strauss-kahn your mom and sis!
Charlie Sheen is still strauss-kahning your mother and sister?
Nobody strauss-kahnt your mother and sister because they look like construction workers. (past)

by Sir Fuxalot July 21, 2011