Hair Straightener

When pubic hair is caught in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; usually in a painful way. Almost always accidental.

Dude, I got a gnarly Hair Straightener last night!

by wordier January 10, 2014

straightfag

A man who has sexual and romantic feelings towards women but jokes with his mates that he would have sex with them.

Heterosexual Guy: I'm sorry guys I can't have sexy time with you I'm doing the Mrs.

Non-Heterosexual Guy: Shut up straightfag (jokes).

by Your name (or pseudonym); January 10, 2009

straightballin.tk

A straight ballin web site.

Man that site is straightballin.

by Straightballin webmaster October 25, 2004

straightacle/straighticle

Really, relly straight. To be extremely hederosexual. Can also refer to your hair.

"Wow your hair is straightacle/straighticle"

"Thanks I straightned it"

by Kaitlin Davis and Olivia Palmer April 10, 2008

straightmadyo

so really really real that you cant deny the fact that this shits real son

move it or lose it turkey straightmadyo Marcie

by So thats revolting October 17, 2008

Straightbait

A good ol country girl who likes mowing grass, burning gas, and eating ass

Man she’s such a Straightbait I’m just tryna crack open a cold one and do some honkey tonk with her am I right fellers???

by straightbait December 11, 2018

Straighties

Used by the same people who will bitch and whine when someone says faggot, then go and say this and claim they’re good people or that they’re “woke/PC”.

Usually used by people in the LGBTDIKRNGKEDODNDNSKDMFJROEKDNDFJEODKDNEODKDNRIEIDNFFIOENDJFRODJDNEKDNFJRIDJD+ community

(Boy don’t you love double standards)

Gay guy: i hate when i get called a faggot
Another gay guy: lets just call them something back like straighties because two wrongs make a right... right?!
Me: but isnt that kinda a double standard?
Other gay guy: SHUT UP STRAIGHTY! REEEEEEEEEE!

by YOUR_Daily_Trigger February 2, 2021