black people stole my TV

When a person of a darker nature steals ones TV

dude 1 : black people stole my TV?!?!
dude 2 : Why are you surprised?

by lolz_burger December 13, 2012

stonecutters

A secret organisation based in Scotch College, Melbourne. It is rumoured to be run by some year 12 prefects and their aim is to cut stone along with other miscellaneous stuff.

some say they don't exist however more anonymous sources say their club is located underground memorial hall or in one of the houses along Morrison street.
their arch rivals are the bb (bud bros) of scotch college and melbourne grammar school.

Person 1 - "Who are the stonecutters?"
Person 2 (presumably a stonecutter) - "What stonecutters?"

by personpersonperson September 5, 2012

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

shoe stole

To steal someone in the lip; To kick ones butt and steal thier shoes.

Man, that mug got shoe stole.

by FURG March 11, 2005

stoled

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.

he done stoled my wheels!

by turd ferguson March 17, 2005

mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 28, 2003

stolichnya

Bestest Vodka ever. Makes Smirnoff seem like concentrated urine.

"This stoli is damned expensive, but shit, it's fucking ace."

by Dave January 21, 2004