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Down Stockholm Syndrome

Down Stockholm Syndrome is a term of definition used to define societal dysfunction, The term "Down Stockholm Syndrome" is commonly found in causal reform advisory glossaries that are politically incorrect and unfair to nice people in that way.

A term that could be unfair to nice people who suffer enough categorisation already.
Post industrial society got a bad case of "Down Stockholm Syndrome" efforts to form a penal civilisation failed miserably.

"Why are they headless hen pecker dancing?" Asked Pip "oh they are just trying to form a little penal hierarchy" Said a passing Cyclist.
by Causal Reformative January 11, 2025
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Stockholm Syndrome

The problem of "sailing blind" caused by non-illuminated controls on the radar-scopes of large vessels.
The Andrea Doria's sinking was a classic example of Stockholm Syndrome --- if the Stockholm had been equipped with lighted instrument-panels, its collision with the Andrea Doria would probably never happened.
by QuacksO June 2, 2018
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Stockholm Promise

I think I coined a new term... you know when someone agrees to something but the ducks, dives and avoids messages or conversations about it? It is particularly common here in Stockholm, Sweden among the musicians and just people in general. I call it this the "Stockholm Promise".
Yeah he did the old Stockholm Promise by saying "we should grab a beer/coffee/whatever next week" and then disappears for next X months
by inga.tjejer.bara.slayer June 8, 2024
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Stockholm Syndie

An individual who’s cognitive dissonance is so bad, that they are not only incapable of recognising that they are being oppressed, but they also vehemently defend their oppressors.
“Locking me up in my home, not allowing me to attend my mothers funeral, not allowing me to attend my place of work or allow my children to attend school, giving me a curfew, restricting my travels, making me cover my airways, and forcing me to partake in a medical experiment, because of a virus that has a 99.7% recovery rate, is for the greater good because I’m a Stockholm Syndie”
by Youssra Rose August 18, 2022
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Stockholm Lust

"so now im holding myself hostage. stockholm lust just looks like justice. and enough lefts don't make a the right but two wrongs do" -Will Wood
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stockholm syndrome

when ur kidnapper is sexy
"oh nooo liam kidnapped be but hes so fine i think i have stockholm syndrome"
by Blinkass June 5, 2025
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