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Shitler Theory

The theory that Adolf Hitler converted the German people into his way of thinking by sucking them up into his anus, then after a few weeks baking in there they pop out all how he wants em.
Potential Nazi Officer: But I believe in ze Freedom for all!
Adolf Shitler: DAS IST NICHT SO GUT
*plop noise*
Potential Nazi Officer: oh meine fuhrer *Proceeds to get sucked in*
"Shitler Theory" ze best.
by 9 Bit Boobs November 20, 2014
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Shitler

I woman who is so demanding that she comes off as a dictator. Derived from the combination of "she" & "Hitler."
My girlfriend is always telling me what to do. She's such a shitler.
by packphour January 21, 2008
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Shitler

When a fat person takes a crap and leaves a one inch shit streak on the toilet seat.
Omg. Can you believe that fat ass left a Shitler on the toilet seat? Seat Heil!
by rexofdeth November 30, 2014
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Ben Stiller

A person is not slang unless they can be used as a part of speech. Remember Jeff Gilooly? He was famous for hitting Nancy Kerrigan in the knee so to "Gilooly" someone is to strike them in the patella. Ben Stiller is famous in acting in movies so...can you Stiller someone? If you did, would that imply that you helped their acting career?
You blew him? So that's how he got herpes.
by ElBorracho February 23, 2005
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Adolf Shitler

The Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Adolf Shitler is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
Adolf Shitlershitlershit headshitcrapcleveland steamerboston blowfishjerk offmasterbate
by King Philly July 10, 2009
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Stutler

The nickname of a person who is in the business of dealing/using drugs. The most popular of which being cocaine.
Look at Richard, what a stutler, he's high as hell...
by Paklo Escokar October 15, 2005
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Shitler's list

A black and white gay film referred to in S3:E1 of the The League. A B&W was used because the "the cum was white and dicks were black"
Shitler's list was a great film. I can't believe you've heard of it.
by theleaguer April 29, 2012
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