statistic child

A kid whose sole purpose in life is to be a statistic.
Mostly kids with mental health problems, or diseases.
These kids are usually not loved by their family.

Todd is a suicidal transguy. He's already a statistic child, since nobody really loves him... hopefully he'll overcome that.

by Tim Smokes March 16, 2018

Super-Statist

A Super-Statist is a derogatory name for any individual that claims to be a Centrist. Super-Statists like to think they draw outside of the box while still being stuck within the confines of the box that has been provided for them. Super-Statists believe they are intellectually superior to those for whom sides they pick and choose from but appear intellectually inferior to those who are on the outside looking in. Super-Statists generally lean towards one political platform more than another but claim they don’t identify with either political platform even though they agree with certain things within the political system from each side.

“That Tim guy really is a Super-Statist.” “Right? He belittles those on opposing sides but adopts their ideas as he sees fit. What a Super-Statist.”

by VegiNugget August 23, 2022

Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020

Deep-statist

When someone gets so deep in deep-state monkey business, that it is no longer possible to tell if they are a state actor or not. Even for the agencies that may or may not be employing him.

Did you see Ron got indicted by the DOJ yesterday?

Yeah man, he's full blown deep-statist.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

Statistics Problems

We say that a study's design is not biased if which of the following is true?
Answer: no outcomes are systematically favored

Mrs. Y has great Statistics Problems on her tests.

by user_1223332323 November 05, 2020

Statistical rizz

Someone who purely based on the probability pool of candidates is able to seduce another person.

There is such a large ratio of men to women here that every girl in the room has statistical rizz.

by Statistical Rizzler March 23, 2023

AP Statistics

An actual intresting class where the class average at a smart school where sat scores are 1100 range you get a 70% but is the epitome of confusion if you dont instantly understand and remember all possible ways the data given can be used and must always say approximently or its wrong at least AP test is ok

AP statistics hard.

by APUSHTheGodOfDeath October 13, 2016