statistics

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

by jt July 14, 2003

sadistic humor

Humor originally created by Satan. 1. An act almost always only funny for the one doing it. 2. Taking satisfaction from someone else pain. Usually the first signs of a serial killer.

Stan: "Why did you pull my chair out from under me?"
George: "Ha Ha, suck it motha fucka."
Stan: "That wasn't funny, Thats sadistic humor!"
George: "I am going to papercut you until you die and then collect your fingernails."

by VagDuncker December 15, 2013

statistics

Bullshit alot of the time.

Most of the time, statistics are bullshit.

by Clinker June 19, 2008

slutistics

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.

There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.

by Pass March 18, 2004

statustician

Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.

Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?

Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!

by Hombre3000 February 6, 2009

Fake Statistics

A fake percentage to show off knowledge, stupidity, or to harass a group of people.

Example of "Fake Statistics".

Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"

Victor, "LOLWUT"

by Jerio November 8, 2009

Statoosticle

The thing that powers that powers the main thing and if malfunctions occurs, prevents the main thing from working

Dave: "why isn't it working?"
John: "It's cause the statoosticle."

by Alex from Minecraft January 26, 2022