Stanley

A guy who follows the rules and breaks the rules. How does he do both? I don’t know.

There once was a man named Stanley, who people considered so manly, but the truth must be told, he was not very old, and was particularly quite gangly.
What he liked most was pushing buttons, he pushed them like some sort of glutton, he did it all day, in a meaningful way, but his brain had long since ceased to function
Which is why he is in this parable, and lives an existence quite terrible, and if you aren’t so strong, and you keep playing along, you too will become quite unbearable, yes you to will become quite unbearable...........

by ThatOneHumann March 1, 2019

Stanley Uris

the wee jewish one in it.

the weakest link.

a smol bean who deserves the world

Stanley Uris Deserved Better.

by StanUrisDeservedBetterFiteMe November 25, 2019

stuttering stanley

One who stutters. Originally used for Cole's teacher Mr. Cunningham in The Sixth Sense.

-You talked funny when you went to school here. You talked funny all the way to high school!
--Who have you been s-speaking to?
-Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!
--Stop it, you f-... freak!

by CaptainSiberia July 7, 2010

Stanley Baldwin

The event in which a bald man sticks his head into a vagina and blows as hard as he can, causing immense pleasure.

"What did you do last night?"
"I gave yo mother a stanley baldwin"

by Viscount Pritcherd February 23, 2010

Stanless

Stanless is a rare, extraordinary and unique kind of guy. Full of adventure, he is very special in his own way. He is gifted with a strong, determined mindset, and a goal setter. He is generous and kind at heart, and will always put a smile on your face. Smart, kind, and handsome, Stanless is one of the few ideal men many people would love to share a friendship with. If you ever meet a Stanless, do not take him for granted; appreciate him and respect him. Through the thick and thin, challenging and simple, happy and the sad...you will always be able to count on him to stick by your side and be a true friend. If you ever meet a Stanless, you are truly a blessed individual.

Individual 1: Have you seen Stanless, today?

Individual 2: Yes, he is visiting the sick today and being inspirational. I wish I was more like him!

by m_sweets77 August 16, 2018

Stanley is a cunt

Stanley is a fat neek and a divout christian fuck and think he is god-like compared to anyone with a different opinion and is the best at making a good boy facede so everyone likes him fuck you stan fuck. you.

stanley is a cunt also a bitch

by Josh, you’re a diabetic faggot October 31, 2020

curious stanley

A boner in math class.

Did you see the new girls fat ass, I got a curious stanley.

by DJ Basta January 19, 2008