The Static Jacks

A band from Westfield, NJ, formerly known as Waterdown Clockwise, known for sophisticated yet edgy songs, with a sound in line with the Libertines or the Strokes.

The Static Jacks are a great band; I love their sound.

by Emandageerio April 25, 2007

Shadiculus

the word ridiculous and shady putt together it means ridiculously shady

person 1: im not walking down that ally its shadiculus

Person 2 : your right

by Tucker and Hana August 19, 2007

Stradichairius

A chair, usually an office chair, which emits obnoxious and amazing squeaks and squeals, reminiscent of a bunch of insane, demon-possessed cats having a mind-bendingly great orgy.

Jim H's chair is a real Stradichairius, it drives the local sperglords nuts.

by So what's going on? June 21, 2016

text-static

Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.

Texter 1 :"what? You said I was a whore?"
Texter 2 : "sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?"

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

Ter Static

A German goalkeeper which does not like to move when he is about to concede a goal, but prefers to remain static and casually let the ball go in. Synonymous with Ter Spastic.

Remember when Ter Static conceded eight goals in one match?

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

public static void main(String[] args){

The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.

Comparison of Java to QBASIC

Java:

public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}

QBASIC:

?"Hi"

Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005

Static-X

cool industrial-metal band with strong vocals but isnt annoying at all.
the best song : "im with stupid"
band with awsome songs to freak dance to.

static-x added me to their friends list on myspace.com!!

by xCHRISx December 27, 2004