A high school located in Astoria, Queens. This school is affiliated with St. John's University and the students are all from different parts of the city. Many ethnic groups go to the school: Greeks, Italians, Blacks, Whites, Hispanics, Poles, and Asians. The school's academic system consists of four different levels. The level you get put in is determined by your 8th grade average and a special placement test. Each level has a diffferent difficulty. Level 1-Remedial, Level 2-Average, Level 3-Regents, and Level 4-Honors.
Most of the students are in level 2. However, the next highest people are in level 1. Usually, there's only 1 or 2 Honors and Regents classes per year. Most of the teachers at the school are pretty good instructors. Some of them have even been there for 20 years or more.
Despite the fact that the school is very good for high academic achievers, there's the social problems of the school. Sadly, many of the students are rap-loving imbeciles who will make fun of you if you're intelligent or if they consider you a nerd. Infact, some of them pick on other students for no real reason at all. Many of the sensible students are in Honors and Regents. Not too many are in the levels below.
There is also the problem of fights. This year, there were over 4 fights in the Freshman year alone. There have also been two freshmen expelled.
Despite all this, the school is still pretty good.
Most of the students are in level 2. However, the next highest people are in level 1. Usually, there's only 1 or 2 Honors and Regents classes per year. Most of the teachers at the school are pretty good instructors. Some of them have even been there for 20 years or more.
Despite the fact that the school is very good for high academic achievers, there's the social problems of the school. Sadly, many of the students are rap-loving imbeciles who will make fun of you if you're intelligent or if they consider you a nerd. Infact, some of them pick on other students for no real reason at all. Many of the sensible students are in Honors and Regents. Not too many are in the levels below.
There is also the problem of fights. This year, there were over 4 fights in the Freshman year alone. There have also been two freshmen expelled.
Despite all this, the school is still pretty good.
*The Ditmars Blvd. station in Astoria.*
Chris: Hey, that kid is wearing navy blue pants and a white shirt. He must go to St. John's Prep.
Jimmy: I hear that school's pretty good. I might send my son there.
Chris: Hey, that kid is wearing navy blue pants and a white shirt. He must go to St. John's Prep.
Jimmy: I hear that school's pretty good. I might send my son there.
by King of Inland June 29, 2007
Get the St. John's Prep mug.A New York City university that is best known for basketball players that love to gang-bang middle-aged prostitutes and refuse to pay, thus getting kicked off the team and possibly out of the school. This is all true, check the news.
up north:
Big Tommy: "So what are you in here for."
Grady: "Soliciting prostitution. I didn't have any money so the bitch ratted me out."
Big Tommy: "Yo, Louie, looks like we've got another one of those St. John's kids in here."
Louie: "Give him the usual welcome ceremony."
Big Tommy: "Sure thing."
Grady: "Hey, how'd you know I'm from St. John's?"
Big Tommy: "Shut up. Just drop your pants and bend over, bitch. This'll only take a minute."
Big Tommy: "So what are you in here for."
Grady: "Soliciting prostitution. I didn't have any money so the bitch ratted me out."
Big Tommy: "Yo, Louie, looks like we've got another one of those St. John's kids in here."
Louie: "Give him the usual welcome ceremony."
Big Tommy: "Sure thing."
Grady: "Hey, how'd you know I'm from St. John's?"
Big Tommy: "Shut up. Just drop your pants and bend over, bitch. This'll only take a minute."
by Nick D February 12, 2004
Get the St. John's mug.they are a big pile of queers..especially JD he loves 2 grab stella's extremely hairy arms...having a resemblence of the abominable snowman...also the basketball team is full of jocks who love to play limp bizkit, ookie cookie and other various games relating to homosexuality
FUCK YOU St. John's... u guys need 2 get the penis's out of ur asses and realize that no1 likes u and that ur a raging pile of queers
by 8==D January 26, 2005
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by ET-33 July 13, 2011
Get the Fort St. John mug.1.)Private prep school in Danvers, Massachussetts.
2.)Known as "The Prep" locally.
3.)Best school ever.
2.)Known as "The Prep" locally.
3.)Best school ever.
1.)St. John's Prep was founded in 1907.
2.)Student 1: Dude, you go to the Prep?
Student 2: Yeah.
Student 1: You must be really smart.
2.)Student 1: Dude, you go to the Prep?
Student 2: Yeah.
Student 1: You must be really smart.
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Get the St. John's Prep mug.An Xaverian all male college prep school in Shrewsbury, MA. It is one of the best schools in Worcester County for its first rate academics and sports teams. Close to a hundred percent of the students graduate to go on to four or five year colleges. Approximately 700 AP tests are taken every year.
St. John's High School is a top rate school in Central Mass
St. John's High School is a wicked cool school
St. John's High School is a wicked cool school
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Get the St. John's High School mug.One of three Diocensan high schools on Long Island. Just a block from the Great South Bay, right on Montauk Hwy, in West Islip. St. John's or SJB is a great school with dedicated teachers and kids who love to have a good time. People are nice and its hard to fall through the cracks at this school.
Like most LI school SJB is big on athletics and some favortism can be seen, but not much. Teams like the boys and girls cross country team, boys and girls varsity basketball, badmitton, gymnastics, and boys soccer tend to compete very well within the catholic league and even States. These teams bring pride to the school and student always come out to a home bball or soccer game. the "red sea" and "whitout" are two popular themes to home games and it's truly a sight to behold.
There is also favortism for the exceptional student and you can always tell the AP/Honors kid from the average/"regents" kid. The school is a lot stricter than some other well known Catholic schools-rules which remain from the "drug age", while the student population has gotten better, the rules have not decreased a bit.
The mascot is the Cougar
St john's kids are often seen as stuck up or "elitist" because of the high tuition but the truth is most come from middle to upper-middle class families who sacrifice to send thier kids to SJB.
SJB's biggest rival in most sports is St. Anthony's Friars
Like most LI school SJB is big on athletics and some favortism can be seen, but not much. Teams like the boys and girls cross country team, boys and girls varsity basketball, badmitton, gymnastics, and boys soccer tend to compete very well within the catholic league and even States. These teams bring pride to the school and student always come out to a home bball or soccer game. the "red sea" and "whitout" are two popular themes to home games and it's truly a sight to behold.
There is also favortism for the exceptional student and you can always tell the AP/Honors kid from the average/"regents" kid. The school is a lot stricter than some other well known Catholic schools-rules which remain from the "drug age", while the student population has gotten better, the rules have not decreased a bit.
The mascot is the Cougar
St john's kids are often seen as stuck up or "elitist" because of the high tuition but the truth is most come from middle to upper-middle class families who sacrifice to send thier kids to SJB.
SJB's biggest rival in most sports is St. Anthony's Friars
sjb kid: you going to the boys game?
kid 2: yeah, you?
sjb kid: yeah we gotta wear red tonight, right?
kid 2: yeahh man!!! the Red Sea's gonna trash those friars!!!
kid1: hey i got in to st anthony's
kid2: suckss for you man!! if you wanna go to college go to St. John the Baptist DHS!!!
kid 2: yeah, you?
sjb kid: yeah we gotta wear red tonight, right?
kid 2: yeahh man!!! the Red Sea's gonna trash those friars!!!
kid1: hey i got in to st anthony's
kid2: suckss for you man!! if you wanna go to college go to St. John the Baptist DHS!!!
by longislandsound December 23, 2009
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