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squirping

making advances toward other's love interest
Hey, Oliver, quit squirping on my girl.
by Robert S. Blung + Mr. Caiptain February 16, 2012
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Squirps

After hook-up sickness in which your throat gets Flemish/Sore.
"Dude, hooking up with that girl at your party was a horrible idea! I'm pretty sure I have squirps now."
by Mik and Trevv March 27, 2012
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Squirmy Banshee

The act of slapping your girlfriend after being rejected for anal sex. Then you take a bananna while she is sleeping, shove it in her ass until she squirms and screams like a banshee.
I tried to give my girl a squirmy banshee but I ran out of banannas so I used a cucumber.
by Bocaj and Noremac November 13, 2011
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Squirty girdle

A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.
“Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!”
by Somniphobia_- November 30, 2022
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Squirp

The sound a penguin makes. It is as simple as that.

As for the history, the word originated from the Latin word "Siquidem." The meaning of this word was believed to have reference to horses put to strenuous work out on the farms. It is suspected that this word was created by means of worker's colloquialism, but was soon recognized as a word of value. Originally, it was a word to express frustration for when a horse would reach its limit and lay to rest in the dirt. This was a costly action for the farmers then had to return to farm in fetch of a stronger horse. A farmer in such position would vent, "Siquidem!" Soon after becoming a commonly used word among all, the meaning, like many words, was changed to show discontent in reference to any of the smallest annoyances. In consideration to a penguin, it is not a secret that when the Couptionises species and the Hornt species mated, none other than the Penguin was created. Both species were famous for their ability of constant annoyance and it brought fear the the penguin, containing traits from both, would be unbearable. Before any real proof of such bothersome ways, it developed the nickname "Squirp" as a shortened version of "Siquidem." Soon discovering the only irritating part about the penguin was its way of communication, this noise was then awarded name of "Squirp" when the animial itself was offically named "Penguin"
Did you hear that penguin squirp!?
by wags1331 August 13, 2010
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Squirlybird

My dear dear aunts special word that can basically be used in any text!
Ack! u stupid squirlybird!
I wuff u, squirlybird!
HAHA! WUTTA SQUIRLYBIRD!
WHOOT!
by Miranda ;) February 12, 2004
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Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.
"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."
by Hi80sDensity August 10, 2013
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