sally squib squab

a person bein making girly excuses for being lame or mopey

Andy why you bein a sally squib squab

OR
your soundin sally squib squab right now

by STONE!! March 23, 2010

squib

An insult to somebody to indicate that they are fake or stupid following a swear ford such as: Fucking, Bloody, Mother Fucking ect. Also linked to the term for a sentence to show sarcasm or show something they have said is fake.

Boy1: Jeff im Gay
Boy2: No Barry, your a fucking Squib

by Zack Webb November 24, 2016

squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

squib

The hydrated form of the crusts in your eye upon waking up. The professional/ less embarrassing way to refer to an eye booger.

"Do I have a squib in my eye?"
"Are there any squibs?" *points to eyes*

by squidmaster5001 January 11, 2023

Squib

noun
/squib/
Slang for blunt.

“Yo, bro, pass that squib! I’m tryna get HIGH AF tonight!”

by Dr. Kenneth Faulk May 29, 2018

Squib

A thick, liquid discharge from the anus during peak arousal. With practice, one can aim the trajectory. It is NOT fecal matter.

"Yeah Cindy, you know how girls can squirt? It's like that, but out of your asshole. It's a squib."

"In a stunning act of athleticism, he completely a full back handspring. While mid-air, he squibbed directly into Zach's eyes."

by Mahoser July 23, 2025

squib

FILCH FROM HARRY POTTER

A NON MAGICAL PERSON BORN TO MAGICAL PARENTS

yo is that the cat-lady, squib, Filch?

I hate squibs

Lucious Malfoy is a squib

I have a fatass like a squib

by mousexualmachinegun January 6, 2023