Shwoonk

The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.

Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.

by The queef inhaler March 19, 2022

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hotdog spoon

The act of placing your penis so that it rests gently between the butt cheeks of another, male of female, while at no time achieving penitration.

Ryan really enjoys hotdog spooning with his "close friend" Rusty McTwist.

by TZONE August 18, 2006

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Spwoon • spoon • spooners • spoonerism • spoon licker • spoonie • spooned • spoonguard • Spoonface • spoon head

Frothy Spoon

To Spoon ones partner whilst having pre-cum on the tip of your penis

Sue pulled away as James tried a frothy spoon in bed, it was stuck to her back like a lollipop

by IT_CROWD November 19, 2014

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greasy spoon

A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!

The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

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