snuffy

(US Army) That private nobody likes. Usually an idiot.

1SG: I think there's a minefield right there.
LT: Let's send in Snuffy.

LT: Radio's out, send somebody back to HQ.
1SG: That's 20 miles! Who the hell will do that?
LT: Hey Snuffy, run these for me!
PVT: Yessir happytosir!
1SG:...Idiot.

by bendman March 4, 2007

stuffy nose

Alright, so you put your girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge of the bed or table or what not..Then you insert your dick into her mouth and plug her nostriles with each ball,therefore giving her a stuffy nose

Man comes home from work for some action to find his wife sick in bed.He asks her what is wrong.She replies i have a headache and fever.Husband replies. then you won't mind a stuffy nose

by Matt Trash August 27, 2011

spiffy

An all purpose cleaner invented by Dr. Nick Rivera.

Troy: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as ``Buck Henderson, Union Buster'' and ``Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory''

Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.

Nick: Troy, I brought with me the gravestone of author and troubled soul Edgar Allen Poe! (exhibits a grimy tombstone)

Troy: One of our best writers.

Nick: Yes, but unfortunately, a century of neglect has turn this tombstone into a depressing eyesore.

Troy: So what? I guess we're going to have to throw it away.

Nick: Not so fast, Troy! With one application of Spiffy, you'll think the body's still warm! (applies some Spiffy, removes all the grime)

Troy: Quoth the raven, ``What a shine!''

by trevor the greatest lover in the world December 14, 2008

The fluffy stuffy

The fluffy stuffy is when you hunt down a furry and become their friend. Once you have gained their trust, then you must seek their friend ship. Once they are comfortable around you, you must make plans to go to their house and have a sleep over.

Then, late at night, you take their furry fluffy skin costume and you nut in it. Once finished, rip open every single toy they have and pee in them. Therefore you have distoryed their furry pack. If the furry friend wakes up you must assert dominance. Because now you have awaked the animal in them. You must poop in their mouth so they cant speak. Before giving them the sex of their life time. Once done...

You are the alpha male.

Make sure to fuck their pet as well, no bystanders.

Best friend: you know my cousin is a furry right?
You: yeah, i gave them the fluffy stuffy last night.

by Sandytoiletpaper November 19, 2019

SpiffyHorse

A website for Horse lovers everywhere. A game often hated on by 16-year-old assholes.

I like hating on SpiffyHorse because I'm a 16-year-old who is so naive that they think 20-year-olds living with their parents isn't the norm.

by BonAqua February 21, 2011

spiffy

toattly awsomerific...neat...nifty...wicked cool......hott....also spiffay..which is ULTRA awsomerific....ultra neat..etc
wow this is such a super SPIFFY word i think everyone should use it...

- hey annie..i got these new jeans..do u like them!
- Yea there super SPIFFAY..

by Meggy September 28, 2006

spiffyblah

Something that randomly happens and is found to be really spectacular; tizzight

It is SO spiffyblah when there is a huge wreck in the middle of rush hour on the highway!

by Omen & Tweek April 28, 2003